Feel like arguing with someone? Call the gangster party line.
There's a reason why you shouldn't run a race in high heels.
An electric company uses a DetCord to remove a tree that has fallen on some power lines.
Don't try to figure out women because you never will.
This chick ties a dock line knot like a boss!
This person just happened to catch lighting striking her house wires on the telephone pole.
Just an everyday job for these linemen.