Someone get this guy a band-aid!
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!
Will this annoying song ever go away?
Bud Light always comes up with the best beer commercials hands down or should I say "pants down"?
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
Yet another wicked smart kid with a bright future.
That's a sign that you should quit smoking.
This is a pretty funny idea but if you f*ck with the wrong person be prepared to get shot!