It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
He used to have a beard...
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!
Will this annoying song ever go away?
Bud Light always comes up with the best beer commercials hands down or...
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
Yet another wicked smart kid with a bright future.
That's a sign that you should quit smoking.