Bud Light makes the best f***ing beer commercials!
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
Will this annoying song ever go away?
Bud Light always comes up with the best beer commercials hands down or should I say "pants down"?
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
That's a sign that you should quit smoking.
This is a pretty funny idea but if you f*ck with the wrong person be prepared to get shot!
He much prefers the dark.