In the rare case that you ever get stranded with only a battery and some steel wool.
Unless you want to lose a hand.
Gonna need a new arm for that railroad light.
This guy was having a conference call when all of a sudden...
Last firework he'll ever see.
I wonder how many accidents occur at this intersection in Ethiopia every year?
This crazy guy snacks on a book of matches.
If I give you this Bud Light, are you up for whatever happens tonight?
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.