Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
Bud Light makes the best f***ing beer commercials!
At least throw this guy a couple dollars!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
I call shenanigans! How the hell she guess that? It's rigged!
That's a sign that you should quit smoking.
You must have a lot of strength, balance, and timing to put on this amazing show!!!
Maybe he quit because they were so bad?
You gotta learn some how...Next he will learn how to chew on moms shoes.