Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
I call shenanigans! How the hell she guess that? It's rigged!
At least throw this guy a couple dollars!
Bud Light makes the best f***ing beer commercials!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
That's a sign that you should quit smoking.
Magic Hand...Really dude? Drop out of college now!
You must have a lot of strength, balance, and timing to put on this amazing show!!!
Maybe he quit because they were so bad?