Bud Light makes the best f***ing beer commercials!
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
Someone get this guy a band-aid!
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
Bud Light always comes up with the best beer commercials hands down or...
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
That's a sign that you should quit smoking.