A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more
This dude took a picture of himself everyday from the age of 31 till age 48 so that he could look back at the time of his life and how he aged.
She claims to be preaching the word of god but she looks like the devil to me!
Jeez, you would think people would slow down...nope!
A woman was walking her dog Barney along State Road 758 in Sarasota when she was struck and killed by a drunk driver. Barney, injured in the incident, took off, and ended up in the Gulf of Mexico. There, he was found and rescued by a kayaker who happened to be filming his fishing expedition at the time.
Saving lives like a boss. The Life Boat drops from 130 feet!
The fishy gets a fast deep freeze and then lives to swim another day.
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know Im a virgin and I dont know
anything about sex. ...read more
The hunter becomes the hunted.