Jeez, you would think people would slow down...nope!
Meant to be a satirical critique on annoying lifehack stuff all over the internet.
The freakout kid that everybody can't stand finally pissed off the wrong guy. Don't argue with the captain of the boat or you can swim home.
My favorite one would be the rubber band and the screw.
You are the captain of a pirate ship. You must use your cannons to blast the enemy ships and the boss.
I bet there's a whole lot of sea sick people on that ship!
Take a peek into what it's like to be a drill sergeant.
That's one way of putting the boat down.
This chick ties a dock line knot like a boss!