You know you're fat when your hips touch your ankles.
Is your mind in the gutter?
Rocks win! That looks like it might hurt a little.
WTF, look at that leg go!
This guy stumbles across a huge daddy long leg spider nest.
This is not what it appears to be.
Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't do something.
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.
Wow, that's freaky and it looks like it hurts!
That's a finish he'll remember for a while. You might too...