Fighting for the army somewhere in the jungle, you fall out of your squadron's helicopter. You are now alone on an unexplored island filled with mad monsters who want to feast upon your flesh. Today is NOT the day you die!
Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
Hmm, what was going on here?
This ape goes apeshit in a pile of leaves.
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Ever wonder what your pets do to your Christmas tree when you leave?
That driver has balls of steel.
Unless you want to come out to a missing car.
Don't ever leave food around if your in bear country because they will smell it out no matter what!
You've entered into his turf. Get out!