Great way to keep the cops from breaking up your party.
Fighting for the army somewhere in the jungle, you fall out of your squadron's helicopter. You are now alone on an unexplored island filled with mad monsters who want to feast upon your flesh. Today is NOT the day you die!
Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
Hmm, what was going on here?
This ape goes apeshit in a pile of leaves.
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
His friend rises from the leave pile as a distraction while his other friend fires of a nice head shot!
That driver has balls of steel.
Unless you want to come out to a missing car.
Don't ever leave food around if your in bear country because they will smell it out no matter what!