What the hell did they expect to happen?
Inflict pain and suffering to our Geek in twelve different manners, toss him across the beautiful lush landscapes of Berzerk Land, beat him senseless in various mini-games, break his spirit by unlocking brand new attacks, you can even scar him emotionally using our revolutionary make-over machine!
This is raw footage from a source inside of North Korea. Their rocket launch was a failure because somebody shot it down. It's all caught on cam!
Launch this complete idiot to pimp up his toilet. Keep adding extra engine power, accelerators and other irresponsible modifications to reach outerspace. Buy a ridiculous hat for $40000 or maybe save for a massive $1000000 to unlock the final secret upgrade?
Nobody thought of building a landing?
Every mans dream is to have a fridge that can launch beer over to himself.
If you liked "Toss the Turtle" then you will like this game!
Launch Santa and make him fly as far as possible in this physics-based game. Earn cash to upgrade his sleigh with insane upgrades.
They should have expected a tidal wave with such a huge ship.
The future USS Milwaukee getting launched.