Fireworks and Gas don't mix.
Make sure you fill your tank next time you plan on getting chased by the cops.
A tanker leaked a massive cloud of flammable gas which got ignited.
Nobody can make these quadruplets laugh better then good ole dad!
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!
Don't overflow your gas tank!
He's laughing because he just woke you up.
Just when you thought woman drivers couldn't get any stupider...