Happy birthday and good night. This chick is going to have a tasty headache.
If you throw a punch you better be prepared to take a punch.
One of the chicken wing eating contestants was jealous that he lost, so he pantsed the winner and got knocked out for it.
Tough guy gets knocked da fuq out!
When a bouncer smells smoke from the bathroom he goes ballistic.
Don't stand in the water and grab your electric fishing pole. He wasn't the head of his class.
This dude takes a cheap shot at another guy and still can't knock him out. Bad move with the cops standing right there.
This guy didn't care the repo man was twice his size. The dude was a Capoeira master. Thank god for the black chick!