Happy birthday and good night. This chick is going to have a tasty headache.
One of the chicken wing eating contestants was jealous that he lost, so he pantsed the winner and got knocked out for it.
If you throw a punch you better be prepared to take a punch.
Don't stand in the water and grab your electric fishing pole. He wasn't the head of his class.
When a bouncer smells smoke from the bathroom he goes ballistic.
This guy didn't care the repo man was twice his size. The dude was a Capoeira master. Thank god for the black chick!
Tough guy gets knocked da fuq out!
This dude takes a cheap shot at another guy and still can't knock him out. Bad move with the cops standing right there.