Wow, you're a big man for knocking out a guy with his hands in his...
WOW, that dude just got knocked into next week. He never saw it coming.
The car pissed him off somehow and after a brief conversation with the car...
Perfect time for a snooze.
Jumping off roofs is generally not a good idea.
This bully gets what's coming to him.
Mentos: The face breaker.
This kid chose the wrong dude to throw a spit ball at.