A truck's crane was loose while driving down the street and it knocked out a guy that was talking to a cop.
A crackhead picked the wrong guy to attack with a baseball bat.
It was over before it even got started.
If you're going to pick a fight, make sure you connect with your punches.
A guy twice the size jumps in and throws a sucker punch.
Guy gets put to sleep with a broken jaw.
Wow, you're a big man for knocking out a guy with his hands in his pockets...
The fighter continues to punch the guy he knocked out so the ref takes matters into his own hands, literally.