If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
First one to get up wins!
What's better then a good spin kick knockout? Doing it while lit on fire!
Dude just got owned. Now he's counting sheep.
Don't stand in the water and grab your electric fishing pole. He wasn't the head of his class.
That's going to leave a mark!
In the wrong place at the wrong time.