Don't get close to that bag.

Chuck Norris' Cat?

Chinese food?

He made a new friend.

Anakin, the kitten stalking a string of plastic beads in the above video, has defied the odds. Born without hind legs and a pelvis, but otherwise healthy, the black-and-white stray miraculously was not rejected by his mother and has been taken in by a loving family.

His mother hooked up with a goat.

If only everything was this simple. He don't have a care in the world.

Ever wonder how it's done?

And not a single f*ck was given that day!

What could be better then kittens with capes flying all over the place?