Dad, you're missing something...
That's just wrong on so many levels.
For when your kid is getting out of control.
A little case of stage fright caused this kid to puke on the girl in front of him.
Nobody can make these quadruplets laugh better then good ole dad!
She's ready to go for the gold!
Don't mess with this kid.
Next time shut up during the tennis match!
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.