She's currently the reigning kindergarten champion.
Dad, you're missing something...
Something looks strange in your carriage.
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Everyone meet the happiest boy in the world.
Pizza! Pizza! Do you want pizza? Crash...
Instead of looking like a tough guy, you now look like a pussy to the whole internet. Grats...
This is why I love the internet. WTF