Irresponsible mom of the year.
Every winter their dad builds them a huge hockey rink in the back yard.
Dad, you're missing something...
Something looks strange in your carriage.
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
What was supposed to be funny turned into a mini concussion and getting stuck in the engine.
Everyone meet the happiest boy in the world.
Pizza! Pizza! Do you want pizza? Crash...
WOW, next time you see an eagle circling overhead you better rush to your kids! They've been known to snatch up small goats and as you will see; small kids too. WTF