Remember the WOW freakout kid? Well this time he's having a tantrum because he don't want to ride on the parade float.
Pigs may fly but this kid sure can't.
Instead of looking like a tough guy, you now look like a pussy to the whole internet. Grats...
Great way to troll your kids.
This is why I love the internet. WTF
The NFL record is 63 yards...
Did they sprinkle in some ambien or something?