For when your kid is getting out of control.
First rule of fight club, don't suck at fighting.
Mom, there is something I need to tell you...Wonder how she handles it?
Listen to the sounds he is making.
Today's Star Wars theme wouldn't be complete without the original Star Wars...
Why didn't I think of this when I was a kid?!
Someone better teach this kid how the world works.
Next time give better instructions.