The only female in a house full of guys:
1.I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own)
2.I will answer...
Someone needs to jam a bar of soap in this kid's mouth.
This is what you call an idiot. Do not try this at home.
What on earth is going on in schools these days?
This kid's friend's dare him to jump in a puddle for a dollar.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse....
This has parenting fail written all over it.