Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
He won't be going anywhere for a while.
Someone needs to jam a bar of soap in this kid's mouth.
You couldn't find something else to eat dude?
Any kid that comes across a dead tree in the forest will always try to knock it over. He just gets unlucky.
Mom and dad decided to check on him with the baby monitor app and this is what they saw.
A little boy lets a cicada crawl all over his face and enter his mouth. Mom looks on while the cicada is hanging off his tongue.
Next time shut up during the tennis match!