Try this trick out if your kid wont stop crying. Works every time.
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
This kid takes off like superman!
The freakout kid that everybody can't stand finally pissed off the wrong guy. Don't argue with the captain of the boat or you can swim home.
This kid's parents try to hold it together while they listen to their son talk to his poop...lol
This is why you don't f*ck with fireworks. Leave it to the professionals or you will be wiping your ass with your other hand.
There was some sort of disagreement over seats so the old man throws a punch and then goes tumbling down the steps.
Tough guy gets knocked da F*** out by a smaller kid. Now that's what I call using your head!
That dude sure knows how to handle a Yo-Yo!