Junior, that's not a toy you should be playing with. If you only knew where...
Why didn't I think of this when I was a kid?!
WTF, her favorite popsicle flavor is dick...lol
This is one way to get shit faced without the booze.
Next time give better instructions.
How many of these games have or still do play? I can name a couple.
This little fella wasn't too pleased with this present so he throws it at...
Keep your eyes on the road!
She's prepping him for college.
Boom right to the kisser!