The NFL record is 63 yards...
A swift kick ends this drunk guy's antics.
A little girl wanders into the break dancing circle and gets owned.
Things start to go bad for him once he whips out his ninja skills.
A turtle has invaded the bird's territory so he kicks into action...literally.
Evidently he didn't like what he had to say.
Did you really think that was going to work?
Don't take sh*t from nobody, especially when a teacher puts his hands on you. Good for you girl.