The grooms entrance didn't go quite like he planned.
Jumping off roofs is generally not a good idea.
You're an awesome Knight trying to safe princesses from the evil hands of the upper floor boss. Shoot yourself up with a cannon and slash enemies to gain more speed. Upgrade your gear, power ups and unlock achievements!
Did you know you can bungee jump in your back yard?
Instead of hauling an old trailer down to the scrap yard why not jump a car through it!
"Don't worry I will pay for it!"
Ok, I found a new hobby. This looks amazingly fun!
Did someone give that dog some coke?
Hows your head feel after that?