I hear there's rumors on the internets.
This is the very reason why the internet was invented.
Guess who it is?! It's that pain in the ass kid who freaks out over everything. Dad grounded him and took away his internet so he flips out.
Fellas imagine being able to touch your girl over the internet and vice versa. Well now you can!
Watch out for the internet police.
It's like "Night at the Museum" for A.D.D. students.