The motorcycle was a bit more powerful then he thought.
Dumbest criminal on the planet.
Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
This black woman won't shut up and keeps adding days onto her sentence for being in contempt of court.
What more did you expect from getting shot with a huge blow dart?
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
Sticking your head into a bucket of gasoline and lighting it isn't the smartest move on the planet.