Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyones been in a 747
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss...read more
Electricity passes from one prick to another.
An Irish man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: ...read more
Notice every blonde hottie screwed this one up.
Here's the idiot of the day...
This guy decides to light his hair on fire and do 3 shots. Warning, these are trained idiots. Do not try this at home.