He thought those tracks were abandoned.
Is he a bad ass or a tool? You decide.
What do you think will happen when you stand in front of a shopping cart going 70mph.
It was the last drink he ever had...
Notice the blonde screwed it up.
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.
This has the potential to go wrong in so many ways.