If you were looking for a good way to get kicked off the team, this should...
He needed a haircut anyway.
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and...
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
The avalanche was a lot bigger then they anticipated!
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and...
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Not the smartest guy in the world that's for sure.
Wonder if anyone will ever beat it?
He must have smoked himself stupid.