Why You Don't Stick Your Face In a Rabbit Trap, And the Darwin award goes to...
That was such a bad idea. Why not use dynamite?
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
A drunk guy spends so much energy trying to get over the fence when all of a sudden a little kid comes along...
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
Running Into Traffic Never Ends Well, Came out of nowhere!
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish and chips? Enjoy your heart attack loser.
Some idiot dives into his buckets while he's playing for the crowd.