I just f**king shot myself!
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
These kids must be geniuses!
Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish and chips? Enjoy your heart attack loser.
Don't light a match to look inside your gas tank...
Some idiot dives into his buckets while he's playing for the crowd.
"Don't worry I will pay for it!"