The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
A drunk guy spends so much energy trying to get over the fence when all of a sudden a little kid comes along...
That was such a bad idea. Why not use dynamite?
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish and chips? Enjoy your heart attack loser.
Some idiot dives into his buckets while he's playing for the crowd.
What a bunch of psychos. They think they can create force fields to stop each other. Clearly one woman doesn't possess the power!
"Don't worry I will pay for it!"