A woman enters an elevator and hits up without letting her dog in. A guy carrying a bunch of eggs attempts to save the dog. The dog survived, the eggs did not.
Go leap off a tall building now...
This has the potential to go wrong in so many ways.
That's a good way to lose all your hair.
She gets our idiot award for the day.
Why would you ever want to do this???
There's easier ways to get an ice cream...
Time to find new friends buddy!