Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
A. Open 24 hours a day.
What more did you expect from getting shot with a huge blow dart?
Blow Dart vs Hand, Well that escalated quickly.
These kids must be geniuses!
That was such a bad idea. Why not use dynamite?
A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Canadian Redneck Shotgunning, Don't try this at home, kids.
Kinda sucks when you can't breath. Idiot!
hmmm, how come nothing is getting picked up?