This tool cant figure out how to take the player off the field.
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more
He must have smoked himself stupid.
A blond was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by i...read more
Remember Dad and Little Girl Singing 'Home'?
Well they are back covering 4 Non Blondes' most popular song.
"Don't worry I will pay for it!"
This guy goes into a whore house and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first tim...read more
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 tod...read more
You are supposed to use a trailer when you take your jet ski out of the lake. When you try to load it into the back of a van, you FAIL!...and almost drowned.