The motorcycle was a bit more powerful then he thought.
How does a blonde part their hair?
By doing the splits.
Last time I checked it's not the brightest idea to take a stroll while baseball sized hail is crashing to the ground. What an idiot!
What more did you expect from getting shot with a huge blow dart?
I think he's going to need a change of underwear. I know I would...
Why in the hell would you drink drano???
Another idiot on bath salts going nuts...
What's the first thing this guy does after purchasing the PS4 on launch night? He destroys it with a bat...WTF