He can forget about having kids.
Remember Yeah-Yeah from "The Sandlot" movie. Well he's all grown up now and he's a major douchebag!!!
What a brilliant idea without a helmet!
Every wedding has one of these guys.
The mind of an idiot has no bounds.
These kids must be geniuses!
What in the hell is this person doing? They are either hammered or high as a kite.
Why would you ever want to do this???
He don't have much time left on this earth...