What more did you expect from getting shot with a huge blow dart?
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
Sticking your head into a bucket of gasoline and lighting it isn't the smartest move on the planet.
Remember Yeah-Yeah from "The Sandlot" movie. Well he's all grown up now and he's a major douchebag!!!
She was no match for a giant killer wave heading right at her. You're supposed to get your ass out of there, not stop and try playing in it.
When you can't see anything in front of you it's usually a good idea to slow down or pull over.
Every family has that one idiot uncle.
There are better ways to pierce your ears.
And the Darwin award goes to...
He got what was coming to him.