There are better ways to pierce your ears.
Idiot Tapes Firecrackers To His Lips, And the Darwin award goes to...
He got what was coming to him.
After multiple failed attempts he should have just given up.
Some idiot dives into his buckets while he's playing for the crowd.
Idiot Punches a Bear Trap, And the Darwin award goes to...
How to go from stuck to really stuck.
That's a good way to kill someone.
Kinda sucks when you can't breath. Idiot!