Somebody loves Halloween!
This is a good way to ruin your hardwoods.
Stop Now - Don't Email My Wife!
Thats a pretty nice pad you got there.
He can use the wood from the tree to build himself a new house.
Imagine if he slipped! It would all come down.
Falling Cactus Crushes House
Great way to burn your house down.
Imagine coming home and finding out that all your faucets pour beer instead of water!