How you know you are addicted to Facebook!
Well that explains a lot!
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
He used to have a beard...
Someone get this guy a band-aid!
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!
Bud Light always comes up with the best beer commercials hands down or should I say "pants down"?
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
This all would have been avoided if he was wearing his seatbelt...