For when you don't have a lighter.
There are better ways to pierce your ears.
Christmas Lights Win: Santa Pissing On Obama
Well that didn't go as planned.
A big woman can't seem to climb up the bouncy house to use the slide.
This guy caught his wife cheating on him so he decided to plow into his own house with his SUV. THIS GUY IS A MORON!
Imagine coming home and finding out that all your faucets pour beer instead of water!
I should have made one of these for my tree house back in the day.
Mermaid Having a Miller Light