Someone should be holding the ladder when its on icy ground.
Bet he can't do that again.
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
Someone get this guy a band-aid!
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
No need for a burglar alarm when you have this creative setup!
Bud Light always comes up with the best beer commercials hands down or should I say "pants down"?
Excuse me while I drift right by your ass!
This is why speeding through red lights is not a good idea.
Are you f*cking kidding me!!!