This is what a redneck keg party looks like.
I'd definitely marry her!
Does this ever happen to you? Probably not...
Some hot chick is showing off with a pet snake when all of a sudden it bites and latches on to her boob!
So this kid rubs icy hot on his balls, eats a ghost chilly, gets kicked in the nuts, pepper sprayed in the eyes, shot with 3 paintball guns, and finally tasered.
I'd go fishing with her anytime!
She can visit me in my nightmares any time she wants!
WTF, Found this in the hot sauce isle.
She can hold my rod anytime she wants.