Glass Eye John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye ...read more 4/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,449
Dou you belong in a mental institution? Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patie...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,130
Alzheimers vs AIDS Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimers or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out ...read more 5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,804
What if you named your dog....Mypenis Mypenis...Look at what would happen... Mypenis ate my homework. Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at...read more 6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,456
Heaven or HELL A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds draw...read more 11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,518
What will you give me? A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said ...read more 11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,546
Had to mow the lawn! A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patien...read more 11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,875
I need your underwear Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "Ill n...read more 12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,791
Orange penis A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more 8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,506
27 Stitches A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure ...read more 9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,845